Mopper's Medley

And he sings when he mops

Seems to help him a lot

Where there's uneven stairs

Mr. Landlord is there

Well, he mops all day

Can't get away too long

And when he's through

There's windows too

Then Nellie comes to see him

With a straight face, she comes to see him

And taking her favorite pen from her pocket

She writes it down, the things that she's found

And he always, sometimes gets a little nervous

'Cause he'd like for her to stay for a day

Would you care for a drink

"This is business", says she

Tell me where are the vents

For these apartments

So they go upstairs

To inspect air

The air is good

It's really good up there

She's glad that he cares so much

About the safety of electrical outlets

And taking her favorite pen from her pocket

She writes it down, the things that she's found

And she always sometimes gets a little nervous

'Cause she'd like to stay with him for a day