Potions Yesterday

You messed up in Potions yesterday

But everyone still thinks you're really great

Except Snape, except Snape, except Snape

And me

'Cause we see you for what you really are -

A stupid little dork with a stupid, dorky scar

And it's okay, it's really great

'Cause I hate you, and so does Snape

You crashed into the Whomping Willlow tree

No one else would kick you out or make you history

Except for Snape, except for Snape, except for Snape,

Except for Snape, except for Snape

'Cause rules are rules no matter who you are

And you're the stupid jerk

That wrecked the flying car

And it's okay, it's really great

'Cause I hate you, and so does Snape

We were teamed up in dueling class

And no one else believed that I would knock you on your bum

Except for Snape, except for Snape

We didn't know you talk to snakes

Which worked out alright in the end

Now everyone is thinking you're the heir of Slytherin

And that's okay, it's really great

'Cause I hate you, and now,

So does everyone else