Duke, You Used to be Cool

'96 you were the king of the world

Badass in every way

Huntin' the invaders yeah a smooth operator

Kickin' ass and savin' the day

DUKE: 'Hey, that's not fair!'

Fans: 'Who are you supposed to be now??'

DUKE: 'Don't you know who I am?'

Fans: 'You're an out of date, redundant sacred cow !!'

Duke (Duke!) You used to be cool

But you gotta make your mind up if you're modern or old

school

Duke (Duke!) You used to be cool

Learn to kick ass again and get rid of that lame 2

weapon rule

And then the world might not be so cruel...

So we waited for your regal return

How could we know you'd become

A f*****' ****** hidin' behind a wall

****- I guess you found more gum

DUKE: 'Things have changed in 12 years'

Fans: 'You've become a wimp since then!'

DUKE: **** - gettin' drunk off one beer'

Fans: 'You should still be sober after ten!'

Duke (Duke) You used to be cool

But you gotta make your mind up if you're modern or old

school

Duke (Duke) You used to be cool

Learn to kick ass again and get rid of that lame 2

weapon rule

And then the world might not be so cruel...

'Now I'm really pissed off'

And the aliens say...

'WE WANT YOUR WOMEN!! WE WANT YOUR WOMEN!!!

GIVE US YOUR WOMEN!!! GIVE US YOUR WOMEN!!!'

Duke (Duke) You used to be cool

But you gotta make your mind up if you're modern or old

school

Duke (Duke) You used to be cool

Learn to kick ass again and get rid of that lame 2

weapon rule

And then the world might not be so cruel...

So cruel...