I AM PUDGE

I am Pudge

Built of sludge

Through the jungles and the loaded lanes I trudge

Out’ my way

Hook the prey

When you’re blunderin’, bumblin’ I come out to play

And they hate me cause I’m greedy

But a hero’s got to eat

They whinge and whine and whimper

Cause I snatch all of the meat

And they yell that I am cheap

And that I undermine the rest

And they’re right you know my prices are the best

Get rekt

One, two

Now I got my hooks in you

To

Send you to the cooks to stew

Chew

Now I got my hooks in you

(This Pudge!)

I am Pudge

Built of sludge

You can push and pull but I will never budge

Meat so fresh

Lovely flesh

On these legs of lard I thud and thump and thresh

And they hate me cause I’m greedy

But a hero’s got to eat

They whinge and whine and whimper

Cause I snatch all of the meat

And they yell that I am cheap

And that I undermine the rest

And they’re right you know my prices are the best

Get rekt

One, two

Now I got my hooks in you

To

Send you to the cooks to stew

Chew

Now I got my hooks in you

(This Pudge!)

What's that instrument you got there?

That a trombone?

Huh?

A tuba?

Uh...

I like tubas...

Can you boil a creep in a tuba?

Yummy