Mortal Kombat Party

Finish him!

Back in the day we used to sit spellbound

Get every kid in the neighbourhood round

We had the one Super Nintendo on the block

We used laugh at our parents gettin' shocked

Now that we're older, we're less mature

Fatalities will never lose their allure

Call up your friends and tell them be here by nine

They're gonna watch Sub Zero rip out your spine

Finish him!

The looks of horror and the shouts of delight

We all suck and button bash when we fight

Everyone cringes when I pick Kung Lao

They all stop eating cause they know what's coming now

Slice you apart and you squeal like Liu Kang

Like Johnny Cage just punched you in the wang

The guys cry and the ladies scream

Kung Lao and I make a pretty good team

Finish him!

So get over here!

Grab yourself a beer

It's a Mortal Kombat Party!

Take a trip with you

Back to '92

It's a Mortal Kombat party!