Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

It took me five bars some thirty license plates

I saw her mustang and my eyes filled up with rage

I brought my pistol but I ain't some kind of fool

So I walked right in bare-handed

She was on his arm while he was playing pool

Just like I used to do

She kissed him while I got a beer

She didn't think I'd show up here

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I watched her for awhile but I didn't like her walk

She came across kinda cheap to me but hey how's that my fault

She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch

Somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate I'm gonna pitch

Those pretty girls can play their game

But their damn well gonna know my name

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I started throwing things and I scared folks half to death

I got up in his face smelled whiskey on his breath

Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail

'Cause baby to a hammer everything looks like a nail

I was mad as hell

Those pretty girls they're all the same

But their damn well gonna know my name

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend