It All Comes Out in the Wash

If you wear a white shirt to a crawfish boil

Stonewashed jeans while you're changing the oil

When you find yourself dating the bridesmaid's ex

You accidentally bring him to the wedding, whoops

If you pour yourself a Merlot to go

You dip your fries in your ketchup on a bumpy road

You spill the beans to your mama, sister got knocked up

In a truck at the 7-Eleven, don't sweat it

'Cause it'll all come out, all come out in the wash

It'll all come out, all come out in the wash

Every little stain, every little heartbreak, no matter how messy it got

You take the sin, and the men, and you throw 'em all in

And you put that sucker on spin

You got frisky with your boss at the copy machine

You drunk dialed your ex-husband, don't remember a thing

Had a fancy dinner at your mother-in-law's

Spilled A.1. Sauce on her table cloth, don't sweat it

A Tide stick will get it

It'll all come out, all come out in the wash

(All come out in the wash)

It'll all come out, all come out in the wash

(All come out in the wash)

Every little stain, every little heartbreak, no matter how messy it got

You take the sin, and the men, and you throw 'em all in

And then you put that sucker on spin

Put that sucker on spin

You gotta put that sucker on spin

And the laundry list goes like this

Every teardrop, every white lie

Every dirty cotton sheet, let it line dry

All the mistakes, all the wild streaks

That's why the good Lord made bleach

Oh, oh

'Cause it'll all come out, all come out in the wash

(All come out in the wash)

It'll all come out, all come out in the wash

(All come out in the wash)

Every little stain, every little heartbreak, no matter how messy it got

You take the sin, and the men, and you throw 'em all in

And you put that sucker on spin

Put that sucker on spin

Yeah, put that sucker on spin

Yeah, you put that sucker on spin

And around and around and around and around we go

'Round and around and around and around we go