Only Prettier

Well I’ve been saved by the grace of Southern charm

I got a mouth like a sailor and yours is more like a Hallmark card

And if you wanna pick a fight

Well I’m gonna have to say goodnight

I don’t have to be hateful, I can just say bless your heart

And even though I don’t belong with your high life friends

It doesn’t mean we don’t get together and try to make amends

It’s easier can’t you see

Let’s agree to just disagree

We don’t have to like each other but it’s sure fun to pretend

So let’s shake hands and reach across those party lines

You’ve got your friends just like I’ve got mine

We might think a little differently

But we got a lot in common you will see

We’re just like you

Only prettier

Everybody says you’ve gotta know your enemies

Even if they only weigh a hundred pounds and stand five foot three

If you just smile and behave you can always get your way

It’s a universal plan that’ll get you where you can in all societies

So let’s shake hands and reach across those party lines

You’ve got your friends just like I’ve got mine

We might think a little differently

But we got a lot in common you will see

We’re just like you

Only prettier

Well, I’ll keep drinkin’

And you’ll keep gettin’ skinnier

I’m just like you

Only prettier