Lyrics Miranda Lambert

Miranda Lambert

Way Too Pretty for Prison

They don't have rhinestone ball and chains

Lunch  trays don't come with Chardonnay

The  bars there ain't got boys to buy us drinks

We'd stick out like two bottled blondes

I must admit it don't sound fun

For  fifteen girls to have to share one sink

He  cheated, he's a villain

And you know I'd help you kill him

But  we're way too pretty for prison

Hard time ain't our kind of livin'

And I don't want to talk about

The way those jumpsuits wash us out

We're  way too pretty for prison

Antifreeze and Gatorade

Arsenic in his lemonade

Takes just one snip to bleed his brakes

But we ain't gonna do it (She ain't gonna do it)

Yeah, we've been watching too much TV

You ain't Thelma, I ain't Louise

But if we ask 'em they'd both agree

We should put him through it (Don't put him through it)

He cheated, he's a villain

So let's hire somebody to kill him

'Cause we're way too pretty for prison

Yeah, hard time ain't our kind of livin'

And I don't want to talk about

The way those jumpsuits wash us out

We're way too pretty for prison

La de da da da (La de da da da)

La de da da da (La de da da da)

La de da da, la de da da, la de da da da

Well, the state won't pay for lash extensions

No Sun Tan City, not to mention

That lack of waxing situation

Oh, no

'Cause we're way too pretty for prison

Hard time ain't our kind of livin', no

And I don't wanna talk about

The way those jumpsuits wash us out

We're way too pretty for prison

La de da da da (La de da da da)

La de da da da (La de da da da)

La de da da, la de da da, la de da da da (Hey)

La de da da da (Hey)

La de da da da

La de da da, la de da da, la de da da da