Leave My Man Alone

Me and my love on a lazy saturday

Eating oysters, candle lights and a bottle of Chardonnay.

Cruise and a kiss

We're on our way to bed

When his phone began to ring

And it's you again.

I'm not prepared to share my man with no one else.

The morning sun is shining bright

The postman rides his yellow bike

He finds you dead down in a ditch

So leave my man alone, you bitch.

Went to this party, me and my lovely man

Wearing my finest dress

And my mood was the best.

We took a little dance with my hands inside his pants

You again interrupting:

"Can I take you from him?"

I'm not prepared to share my man with no one else.

The morning sun is shining bright

The postman rides his yellow bike

He finds you dead down in a ditch

So leave my man alone, you bitch. (2x)