Jesus Christ Was an Only Child

Well Jesus Christ was an only child

He went down to the river

And he drank and smiled

And his dad was, oh, so mad

Should have insured that planet

Before it get crashed

Working real hard to make internet cash

Work your fingers to the bone sitting on your ass

I know now what I knew then

But I didn't know then what I know now

Penny found out as her hair was styled

You should hide your kids, while the dogs run wild

Jesus Christ was an only child

He went down to the river

And he drank and smiled

And his dad was, oh, so mad

Should have killed that little fucker

Before he even had

Well Jesus Christ was an only child

He went down to the river

And he drank and smiled

And his dad was, oh, so mad

Should have insured that planet

Before it get crashed

Working real hard to make internet cash

Work your fingers to the bone sitting on your ass

Penny found out as her hair was styled

You should hide your kids, while dogs run wild

I know now what I knew then

But I didn't know then what I know now

I know now what I knew then, ya

I know now what I knew then, ya

I know now what I knew then

But I didn't know then what I know now