Walter Carlos

Walter Carlos no longer exists He's in Elysium

But let us imagine him in our space-time continuum.

Walter Carlos!

International transsexual composer of that glorious

Epoch,

The high analogue synthesizer Baroque!

He is now to be Known as Wendy

Had a gender operation done

Just after making Switched on Bach, Volume 1

And when travelling through time is possible,

Wendy can enter a wormhole and go back to the future to

Marry Walter

A few baroque summers earlier

A couple of models of Moog back in time

(Sung in a round: Fine fine fine In the summertime

Singing tra-la-la-la-la And be fine in another time)

Unfortunately,

Einstein informs us

That when time travel is finally possible,

There will be no returning to periods previous to the

Point at which time travel first became possible!

So like Walter Carlos until such time as it's feasible,

We'll have to restrict time travel to the realm of the

Musical.