Slapstick

I want to be him

Want to be that guy

Who´ll open your eye

In the morning

Spending all night

Within your embrace

You are the one to make me happy

Slapstick

Of course I love it

You know

The proof is solid

Slapstick

Becomes a habit

Until

You think about it

I want to be him

Want to be that guy

Who´ll open your eye

In the morning

Spending all night

Within your embrace

You are the one to make me happy

Give me some more

I will tell you why

You re making me smile

And I like it

I enjoy the style

Of your masquerades

When I come home

You are always there

Slapstick

Of course I love it

You know

The proof is solid

Slapstick

Becomes a habit

Until

You think about it

I won´t fall asleep

Without you near by

You always make time

When I am wasted

You are watching me eat

And you tell sweet lies

My frozen cheese melts

It´s so tasty

Slapstick

Of course I love it

You know

The proof is solid

Slapstick

Becomes a habit

Until

You think about it

And now you want me to think

Pity I quickly get bored

So I get something to drink

And I can enjoy it more

Losing track of time

And all the stories you tell

Just keep me waiting for more

I know they will lead somewhere

For sure

And now you want me to wait

Until you finish your chores

And I am taking the bait

So I know more than before

´bout the cool new styles

And now I am watching you shine

I am misbelieving my eyes

I will take the cellphone calls

No more

Oh if I could only

find my TV guide

I would lay here and

Then we would be together

I will not pay that

I said it to the licence guy

There is no way I will soil our love

I will not pay for your time