Lyrics Monkey Business

Monkey Business

Worst Lover Ever

I'm worst lover ever

But I'm very clever

That's why I never do that

In any places

I'm mental ace of aces

My head is oversized

My brain well organized

They call me maniac

I'm kind of brainiac

You know my eyes are bleeding

Because of all night reading

I'm worst lover ever

But I'm very clever

That's why I never do that

I'm worst lover ever

But I'm simply clever

That's why I'm leaving your bed

Library is my mother

Voltaire is my father

Dust on book is my make up

When Cohen sings I take off

I am the top of elitist

My son will be feminist

And if you want to love me

As a gift a book you give me

I'm worst lover ever

But I'm very clever

That's why I never do that

I'm worst lover ever

But I'm simply clever

That's why I'm leaving your bed

I'm worst lover ever

But I'm very clever

That's why I never do that

I'm worst lover ever

But I'm simply clever

That's why I'm leaving your bed

I like your way of thinking

That's why we are so linking

I love your brilliant mind

We are a special kind

Your neurons are your glamour

That's for I always clamour

Come on I'm boy from Mensa

We're in love and highbrow friends

I'm worst lover ever

But I'm very clever

I'm worst lover ever

But I'm simply clever

I'm worst lover ever

But I'm very clever

That's why I never do that (never do that)

I'm worst lover ever

But I'm simply clever

That's why I'm leaving your bed

I'm worst lover ever

But I'm very clever

That's why I never do that (never do that)

I'm worst lover ever

But I'm simply clever

That's why I'm leaving your bed