I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts

Down at an English fair,

One evening I was there,

When I heard a showman shouting

Underneath the flare:

Hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch o' coconuts.

There they are a-standin' in a row.

Big ones, small ones, some as big as yer 'ead!

Give 'em a twist, a flick o' the wrist,

That's what the showman said.

Hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch o' coconuts.

Hevery ball yer throw will make me rich.

There stands me wife, the idol of me life,

Singin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!

Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!

Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!

Roll a-bowl a ball, roll a-bowl a boll, singin' roll a-bowl a ball a penny a pitch!

I've got a lo-ve-ly bunch of coconuts (They're lovely!)

There they are a standing in a row.

(One, two, three, four)

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head

(And bigger)

Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, that's what the showman said.

Now that hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch of coconuts.

(La-da-de-da-da)

Hevery ball you throw will make me rich.

(Have a banana)

There stands me wife, the idol of me life,

Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!

All together now!

Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!

(Harmony!)

Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!

Roll a-bowl a ball, roll a-bowl a ball, singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch.

Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!