Lyrics Monty Python

Monty Python

I've Got Two Legs

And now, Mr. Terry Gilliam will sing, for you, I've got two legs.

Hmm

I've got two legs

From my hips to the ground

And when I move them they walk around

And when I lift them they climb the stairs

And when I shave them they ain't got hairs

I've got two

AHH