Recipe for Disaster

Wanna know why there's a dead guy

In my dining room?

Hit a dead end with my best friend

Met his end too soon

Cold blooded killer in the mirror

I don't recognize

Caught and convicted, TV depicted

Right before your eyes

But it's over I'm telling you now

Oh no, no more

Oh, I never felt my heart beat faster

Uh oh, it's a recipe for disaster

Early evening, wine was breathing

Things were going well

Took a good look

At the cookbook

Found the perfect spell

My preparation, anticipation

I'd suffered in suspense

Intoxicated, he turned up wasted

And I took offense

But it's over I'm telling you now

Oh no, no more

Oh, I never felt my heart beat faster

Uh oh, it's a recipe for disaster

Oh, now I simmer in the final chapter

Uh oh, it's a recipe for disaster