Animals Can't Laugh

Try to understand this

Chalk rubs off easily

A person, a smart cookie

I wish your good luck

Would rub off on me

Try to remember this

Connective tissues

Leakproof thinking

Whatever it is be sure

the one-eyed are kings

Immunosuppression or

immaculate conception,

a doggy bag is all you need

and also, a dominatrix

is that car your baby ?

animals can't laugh

and you're an animal, too.

Sometimes offensive

if you were immortal

you wouldn't know it,

hauling into town

after a long drive.

I will now bumlash you

My dear ape

My dear appetite