Alsatian Cousin

Were you and he lovers ?

And would you say so if you were ?

On a forecourt, on a Friday

Passing my way

Ohh ohh ohh

Were you and he lovers ?

And if you were, then say that you were

On a groundsheet

Under canvas with your tent flap

Open wide

A note upon his desk

'P.S. bring me home and have me'

Leather elbows on a tweed coat, oh

Is that the best you can do?

So came his reply

"But on the desk is where I want you"

So I ask even though I know

Oh, were you and he lovers ?

Oh oh ahh ah ah ah ah ah

Ah ah ah ah ah ah

Ahh ah ah