Dagenham Dave

Head in the clouds

And a mouthful of pie

Head in a blouse

Everybody loves him, I see why

Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave

Oh, Dagenham Dave

Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave

Oh, Dagenham Dave

'I love Karen, I love Sharon'

On the window screen

With never the need to fight

Or to question a single thing

Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave

Oh, Dagenham Dave

Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave

Oh, Dagenham Dave

Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave

Oh, Dagenham Dave

Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave

Dagenham Dave

He'd love to touch

He's afraid that he might self-combust

I could say more

But you get the general idea

Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave

Dagenham Dave, Dagenham, Dagenham

Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave

Dagenham Dave, Dagenham

Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave

Dagenham Dave, oh Dave, oh Dagenham

Dagenham, Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave

Dagenham Dave, oh Dave, oh Dave, oh Dave, oh Dave