Roy's Keen

Go on

He's romancing you

And chancing his arm

He'll be here

Smiling on time

He's romancing you

And chancing his arm

He'll be here

Smiling on time

Roy's keen, oh, Roy's keen

Roy's keen, oh, Roy's keen

We've never seen a

Keener window-cleaner

Back up the ladder

Into each corner

Dunking the chamois

Just think of the goodwill

The ladder's a planet

Roy is a star and

I am a satellite

But that's alright

He can hold a smile for as long

As you require, even longer

He can hold a smile for as long

As you require, even longer

Roy's keen, oh, Roy's keen

Roy's keen, oh, Roy's keen

We've never seen a

Keener window-cleaner

Back up the ladder

Into each corner

Dunking the chamois

Just think of the goodwill

The ladder's a planet

Roy is a star and

I am a satellite

I will be set alight

Don't say you'll hold it steady

Then you'll let it go

Don't say you'll hold it steady

Then you'll let it go, ooh

You're up the ladder

Into each corner

Foot in a bucket

We trust you to wreck it

Even when it's under your nose

Well, you just can't see it, can you ?

Well, it's here right under your nose

And you just can't see it, can you?

Roy's keen, Roy's keen

Roy's keen, Roy's keen

We've never seen a

Keener window-cleaner, ohh