Shoplifters of the World Unite

Learn to love me, assemble the ways

Now, today, tomorrow and always

My only weakness is a listed crime

My only weakness is well, never mind, never mind, oh

Shoplifters of the world, unite and take over

Shoplifters of the world, hand it over

Hand it over, hand it over

Learn to love me, assemble the ways

Now, today, tomorrow and always

My only weakness is a list of crimes

But last night the plans of a future war

Was all I saw run Channel Four

Shoplifters of the world, unite and take over

Shoplifters of the world, hand it over

Hand it over, hand it over

A heartless hand on my shoulder, a push and it's over

Alabaster crashes down, six months is a long time

I tried living in the real world instead of a shell

But before I began, I was bored before I even began

Shoplifters of the world, unite and take over

Shoplifters of the world, unite and take over

Shoplifters of the world, unite and take over

Shoplifters of the world, take over