Staircase at the University

March, April, May

She crammed night and day

I hadn't seen her smile in a while

March, April, May

She crammed night and day

I hadn't seen her smile in a while

Staircase at the university

She threw herself down and her head split three ways

"If you don't get three As," her sweet daddy said

You're no child of mine and as far as I'm concerned, you're dead

"If you don't get three As," her sweet daddy said

You're no child of mine and as far as I'm concerned, you're dead

Staircase at the university

She threw herself down and her head split three ways

"If you don't get three As," her lovely boyfriend said

Your shame is sure to stain the family name

"If you don't get three As," her lovely boyfriend said

Your shame is sure to stain the family name

Staircase at the university

She threw herself down and her head split three ways

Crammin', jammin', pack-em-in rammin'

Chock-a-block box, power study, polish up

And if it breaks your heart then don't come running to me

Crammin', jammin', pack-em-in rammin'

Chock-a-block box, power study, polish up

And if it breaks your heart then don't come running to me