The Kid's a Looker

He can't dance or sing

He can't do anything

But, what the hell?

The kid's a looker

Just add cash and stir

And there you are

Another nonsense non-star

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There's no pretense

This kid is dense

But, what the hell?

The kid's a looker

Just add cash and stir

And the crass consumers line up

Shoulder to shoulder

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Sometime through the night

The kid she'd his life

So very sad

However do not call this number again

We're busy molding the face

Of the kid's replacement, yeah

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