Tony The Pony

Still drinking on the corner

Just don't say I didn't warn you

Always nagging big brother

He's only looking out for you

Tony The Pony

Tony The Pony

You're still standing on the corner

Just don't say I didn't warn you

Old and jealous big brother

You had your time and you spent it crying

Now Tony The Pony

Tony The Pony

So, that's what they call you now

When you're free outside

So cold and hard and in control and

There's a free ride on Tony The Pony

Oh, why do you always wanna stop me

From doing the things in life that make me happy?

And when I'm outside with friends, laughing loudly

Why do you always wanna stop me?

Oh, I would never

I would never

But you will carry the can for anyone

There's a free ride on gullible Tony

You're drunker quicker

And you're sicker even quicker

For something heavy is gonna fall on you, oh

And what do they call you now?

When you're free outside

So cold and hard and in control

And, oh, been a lark

There's a free ride on fucked up Tony

I will never say I told you so

Or how I knew that something bad

Would happen to you

I don't wanna say I told you so

Oh but, Tony, I told you so, I told you so