We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful

We hate it when our friends become successful

We hate it when our friends become successful

Oh, look at those clothes

Now look at that face, it's so old

And such a video, well

It's really laughable

Ah ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha

Oh ho ho ho

Ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha

We hate it when our friends become successful

And if they're Northern, that makes it even worse and

If we can destroy them

You bet your life we will destroy them

If we can hurt them

Well, we may as well

It's really laughable

Ah ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha

Oh ho ho ho

Ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha

You see, it should have been me

It could have been me

Everybody knows

Everybody says so

They say

Ah, you have loads of songs

So many songs

More songs than they could stand

Verse, chorus, middle-eight, break, fade

Just listen

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