Half Ass Monkey Boy

Said, "That's right"

How do you do, baby? Yeah

Half assed monkeyboy

I'm just a half assed monkeyboy

You scratching and dreaming till night turns into day

It's a surefire method to waste your life away

But me, I'm obliged to give you my disease

I'm abracadabra

I do what I please, that's right

Stone cold mama, she's a bird from a feather

I tell you once or twice

I've focused all my energy, understanding you

Such a pretty little prancer in your burgundy blue

Witch hazel eyeballs taking care of love

Remember the key, mama, understand my words

Stone cold mama, she's a bird from a feather

Stone cold mama, yeah, that's right

Half assed monkeyboy, that's right

Half assed monkeyboy, that's right

Half assed monkeyboy

I'm just a, I'm just a, I'm just a

Half assed monkey child, break

If you want a plate of my beef swellington, baby

You're gonna have to pay the cover charge

Open wide let me suck the gate

You suck

Stone cold mama, she's a bird from a

Half assed monkeyboy

Half assed monkeyboy

Half assed monkeyboy

I'm just a, I'm just a, I'm just a half assed monkey child, hell

She walked, she slide

She said, "Two dimes for six"

She got AIDS for 25 years

She can buy me wine and good time

And a woman by my side

Stone cold mama,

Half assed monkeyboy

Half assed monkeyboy

Half assed monkeyboy

(Do it what we do)