Legs Away

I got lost about an hour ago

I sailed past that fork in the road and now here I stand

A stranger in a foreign land

An empty barn and a weather vein

A picket fence that's seen its day

Oh I sit to stay cuz I don't got much to do today

I go down to the local store

I caught a glance from the local whore that she threw my way

And I still got nothing to do today

I carry on down the street

I'm looking for a place to eat, but my belly's so full

With all these things I'm hoping for, whores

And I'm wishing my legs away

Oh I'm wishing my legs away

Cuz they're taking me to no where safe

Oh, they're taking me to know where safe

An old man in a pickup truck

Says, "son are you out of luck?"

And I nod my head

I say my day is spent and my spirit's dead

He says, "come on now take a ride.

You sit yourself in the passenger side and I'll go your way, cuz I don't got much to do today"

And I'm wishing my legs away

Oh I'm wishing my legs away

Cuz they're taking me to no where safe

Oh, they're taking me to know where safe