Santa's Pissed

Hey hey little girls and boys

What's on your list for this year?

Teddy bears and lots of gifts

Well too fucking bad you greedy little bitch!

Your getting razorblades

Stalking of hand grenades

And in your sleep tonight

I'm gonna come on your face

Your not getting anything for christmas you fucking whore

The milk was sour and the cookies sucked

So thanks for nothing, you fucking cunt

Your not getting anything for christmas you fucking whore

Santa's pissed and he's takin names, and your first in line

(Later we'll have some Fuckin pie, and we'll do some caroling)

Put that cookie down motherfucker.

Santa's pissed and he's comin to town

He's takin names and he's throwin down.

5 - severed heads in a box

4 - bitches on his cock

3 - beds of nails

2 - bullets

1 - gun

Broken candycanes

Stalking of coal and bad grades

You better watch out

(Bend ya ova, ima lube ya up, gonna stick that tree right up yo' ass)

Your not getting anything for christmas you fucking whore

The milk was sour and the cookies sucked

So thanks for nothing, you fucking cunt

Your not getting anything for christmas you fucking whore

Santa's pissed and he's takin names, and your first in line