Star Star Star

Look at him grovel; humble, humble

Look at him smooch his way inside

Check out the styling; sexy, sexy

Starstruck enjoying every inch of the ride

He was a star star star

The power of ballads on formated DJ's

The smell of the green as the units soar

Up with a bullet, down with the 'boppers

Safe in the knowledge that much needs more

He was a star star star

Go international; billboard, billboard

A & R chieftains with goldplated cards

Coked to the eyeballs; units, units

"lead 'em to water, these idiot bards"

The limeys adored him, and so did the frenchies,

Loved in the US and loved by the krauts

He was the greatest; shining, shining

Too bad the smack made his teeth fall out

He was a star star star

A star star star

He was a star star star star star