Mr. Nice Guy

There's nothing that I wouldn't do for you

Cause I'm pottie trained like a great dane

Have a nice day

Incubus in disquise. Lord of the flies

A pile of shit dressed up to appetize

The main course - degredation a La Mode

You accept the invitation

I know how to treat a lady

I'm a fountain of love like Christ

So shower in the golden jewelry of my balls

Eagerly you suck it down like a pig in a toilet

In a vacuum in a tornado in a black hole

Turbulent Whirlpool

Like Yin and Yang the doggie is my best friend

I think I need a foxy terrier

With a capital T that rhymes with D

That stands for Derriere

To bark for me and keep me company

You look so nice

With your nose in the dirt

You're my puppy

Bend over and lick yourself

And when you sleep I'm sitting on your chest

Say it's a dogs life so you do what you gotta doo doo

Doggie bitch let me drill my own hole

I don't need a seed to drill my dickweed

I'm the one you want the one you get

Shitsuckingbuttfuckingnerd

I'm a sadist I'm a geek I'm a coprophagist

I shit you eat my poo you shit I eat your poo

I shit and infinite push-pull

Hedonism trading furs

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours

Incubus Suck your butts

Like Dick and Jane the K9 method is fucking insane

Its love, it's dog, eat dog, eat dog!

With a capital D that rhymes with Tree

That stands for Pee-Pee

Your knight in shining armor

Aint no nice guy at all

I am the devil who's under the skin

I hide in the smile and aim for the Quin

God is my tactic and nature's my game

Forget all your opinions baby

Because I will always win...lesbian!

Fuck( blaa, blaa)

The ritual

I urinate chivalry instinctual

'cause I'm such a gentleman

You look so nice

With your nose the dirt

Fucking fuck fuck I'm tired fuck

It's all a game.