Welcome to Hell

Welcome to hell, population me

Local attraction, the heartbreak sea

The smell in the air of night bloom and despair

By the dry wishing well

Ah, welcome to hell

A plain little house, on a plain little road

At the corner of done, and where'd it all go?

Time crawls by with a shudder and moan

It don't look like much

But it's a heck of a home

Ah, welcome to hell, population two

Little old me, and the lack of you

See the hole in the bed,

Where you no longer sleep?

In the chamber of promises

We just couldn't keep

Whatever happened to the sweet little heaven

Where we lived and loved so long?

Where in the world are the man and the woman

Who danced to their favorite song?

Gone, gone, gone to hell

Even the devil wept

Uh, when he heard

The depth of our unhappiness

Then he dried a tear

And he sighed: "Aw well

Where do you think you are boy?

Welcome to hell"

Whatever happened to the sweet little heaven

Where we lived and loved so long?

Where in the world are the man and the woman

Who danced to their favorite song?

Gone, gone, gone to hell

Even the devil wept

Uh, when he heard

The depth of our unhappiness

Then he dried a tear,

And he sighed: "Aw well

Where do you think you are boy?

Welcome to hell"

Every lonely soul

Has a sad story to tell

Where do you think you are boy?

Welcome to hell

Where do you think you are boy?

Welcome to hell