Evil

I went through the jungle

I met a king snake

He said excuse me Mister

I think I made a mistake

I looked at the lion

He bowed his head

I looked at the tiger

And he fell dead

Oh so evil

Evil, as anybody can be

You know I'm the hoochie coochie man

Don't nobody mess with me

I met an elephant

It was big as a house

I made him reduce

So he looked like a mouse

I met a ... bear

And he was so big

I made him lose his hair

And now he needs a wig

Oh so evil

Evil, as anybody can be

I'm so darn gone evil boy

Don't nobody mess with me

I met a rattlesnake

He thought he was smart

He was double dealing ... ace card

He sneaked up and bit me

Stretched out and died

So when you see me coming

You better run in high

Oh so evil

Evil, as anybody can be

You know I'm a nature born lover

Don't nobody mess with me