Chardonnay

You've always been the critic's darling

And a hit at all the fancy parties

But for me, man you don't do nothing

I see through your charade

I hate you Chardonnay

You're the grape that launched a thousand strippers

The soccer mom's favorite sipper

I can't think of anything sicker

Get the fuck out of my backstage

I hate you Chardonnay

I hate you Chardonnay

I hate you Chardonnay

I hate you Chardonnay

I see through your charade

I hate you Chardonnay