Hard-On for War

Can you hear the little girls asking,

Daddy where have all the little boys gone?

The little girls, they ask me,

Daddy where have all the little boys gone?

They don't tease us in the classroom

They don't meet us at the mall

The little boys are fighting

They have left us all behind

The little boys are dying

To preserve our way of life

It's our patriotic duty

To make sweet love tonight

See these lovely lonesome ladies

They don't ignore me anymore

All these lonely lovely ladies

Keep on knocking on my door

I'm the only game in town

And it's so easy to score

Now I know why dirty old men are always pushing for war

Now I know why dirty old men are always pushing for war

I've become a dirty old man with a hard-on for war