Number One Fan

So I heard the bad news

Nobody likes me and I'm gonna die alone

In my bedroom

Looking at strangers on my telephone

Well, wouldn't you?

Wouldn't you like if I believed those words?

If I'm born to lose

I'll never try and I will never learn, but

I've been looking at myself in the mirror, saying

"Don't leave me now, don't leave me now"

I've been looking at myself in the mirror, saying

"Don't leave me now," and I turn around like

"Oh my God, like, I'm your number one fan

So iconic, like big, like stan, like

I would give my life just to hold your hand

I'm your number one fan

I'm your number one, number one fan"

So here's the bad news

I'm coming for everyone and I'm coming on strong

New hair and new shoes

Yeah, I get what I like because I do what I want

I've been looking at myself in the mirror, saying

"Don't leave me now, don't leave me now"

I've been looking at myself in the mirror, saying

"Don't leave me now," and I turn around like

"Oh my God, like, I'm your number one fan

So iconic, like big, like stan, like

I would give my life just to hold your hand

I'm your number one fan

I'm your number one, number one fan"

Number one, number one

Number one, number one

In the thick of it

Will you stick up for me?

In the thick of it

Are you gonna believe that I can do it?

Love me in the way that only you can

Be my number one, number one

"Oh my God, like, I'm your number one fan

So iconic, like big, like stan, like

I would give my life just to hold your hand

I'm your number one fan

I'm your number one, number one fan

Oh my God, like, I'm your number one fan

So iconic, like big, like stan, like

I would give my life just to hold your hand

I'm your number one fan

I'm your number one, number one fan"

Number one, number one

Number one, number one