Drunk as shit

I know you can't understand my words

I bet you wish I had left

I walk and fumble but I'm still causing trouble

Because I'm drunk as shit Sorry that I pissed on your couch

Sometimes shit gets out of control

The last thing that I remember

Was something kinda clever

Like calling you and asshole

Now do me a favor

And get the last one out of the freezer

The sun is up

Still drunk

Talking shit don't give a fuck

Raid the fridge

Ate your food

Party like a total dude

People say I will regret it when I get my hangover

I'd regret it even more if spend the night sober

At war with earth

Nothing I fear

Weed, speed metal, liquor and beer!

DRUNK AS SHIT! (repeat with all your friends)