The Inebriator

Raging to a level of inebriated bliss

Pounding to the speed of the metal with our fists

Relentless is the force crushing through the earth's domain

Beer shoots down your throat while it's punishing your brain

Can you survive the ultimate chug?

Or will you choke then puke on the rug?

Or will you last this beer-bonging task?

Intoxicate!

For the final blast

Inebriate it's the way to go we never want to drink it slow!

Fucked up at top speed we got us a tool

Leaving you pissed in a puddle of drool

It's claimed many lives but not yours yet

One step in its path you're going to be next

Now drop to one knee, your mouth to the tube

Just tilt your head back and just wait for the spew!

Blast's through the chest

It pounds through your gut

It rips through your skin

You're getting tore up!

Your stomach flies open

It splat's to the floor

Another victim

The Inebriator!

Inebriate it's the way to go we never want to drink it slow!

Inebriate it's the way go!

Raging to a level of inebriated bliss

Pounding to the speed of the metal with our fists

Relentless is the force crushing through the earth's domain

Beer shoots down your throat while it's punishing your brain

You can't survive one thing is for sure

Another victim!

The Inebriator!