Love at First Fright

When I saw you piss on the rug, my heart fluttered

And I knew it was love, true love

All the things you said and did to your mom

I knew you were the only one, the only one for me

Go and call the priest so he can exorcize me

Be my ghoul tonight…

Regan it was love at first fright, first fright

Love at first fright, first fright

Regan it was love at first fright, first fright

Love at first fright, first fright

I’d love it if you’d spin your head for me

Or vomit a beautiful pea soup green,

So beautifully

Across your stomach it said “HELP ME”

I gotta know will you marry me

Captain Howdy

When I saw you piss on the rug,

My heart fluttered

And I knew it was love, true love

And on your stomach it says “HELP ME”

I gotta know will you marry me, Captain Howdy