Freak These Tales

First, let me ask for forgiveness since I might go to hell

But I'm addicted to these girls, though where they f**k feel smell

And I been around the world in and out of hotels

Now, I'm finally off tour, I got some stories to tell

It all started with Mel, my first time doin' it

Nervous, couldn't speak, I was scared I might ruin it

Something like a pulse, she knew how to take it slow

Knew one false move and I could f**k around and blow

So, I went with the flow, it went better than I planned

Finally found something better than cummin' in my hand

They say you come twice the first time, now I understand

I came once inside of her, then I became a man

The next couple of times weren't quite that memorable

Temikha, Glydia must've thought I was pitiful

Bustin' after two minutes, I thought that shit was typical

That was probably why they never got back at a nigga so

Once upon a time, in a land around the way

There lived a couple of girls that would never give me play

Used to wear tight shirts and short skirts everyday

Every time I tried to hit it, they say, "No way"

Till one fine day in this land of L.A.

We finally slipped up and she let me have my way

She kinda turned me out, changed my life I must say

'Cause I haven't stopped chasin' these bars to this day

Now, out the city walk, come at this iddibittybitch

About 4' 7", mm, 4' 11" with a switch

Now, let's just say, eh I think I got it backwards

But big things do come good in small packages

As for actrices in L.A., there's so many

Let me tell you about this freak named Small Town Jenny

After bad auditions, she was guaranteed to hit me

To f**k her on a break when she was waitressing at Danny's

Now, there was Umi, female emcee

We talked most of the night about the M I C

When it was time for us to get down to B I Z

She let me stick it straight in her asshole, lyrically

I love chicks on E that you meet out at these raves

They use it as an excuse for them to misbehave

I met Rachel in the corner, all emotional and mushy

Put my dick on her tongue, glow stick in her pussy

And once upon a time, in a land around the way

There lived a couple of girls that would never give me play

Used to wear tight shirts and short skirts everyday

Every time I tried to hit it, they say, "No way"

Till one fine day in this land of L.A.

We finally slipped up and she let me have my way

She kinda turned me out, changed my life I must say

'Cause I haven't stopped chasin' these bars to this day

Alright, I had a dancer named Candy, stripper chicks

Said, she only had to dance to get her family out the fix

Fine as hell but the bitch made me sick

'Cause after datin' two months she'd still make me tip

I know a female Mexicana by the name of Ileana

She likes me dinky's and a wife beater not pajamas

Caught her with another dude, poppin' up by her casa

But I keep her on the team, just to represent La Raza

Now, Lesbian Liz hasn't called a lot lately

She love to live the legends but she also loves the ladies

I had to let her go before she led me to crazy

She was lousy in the sack, laid back and hell of lazy

A couple of weeks back, it was all about Meretta

Straight up, hood rat, always beggin' me for cheddar

Had to keep her hair did and her manicure was real

But now, I'm f**kin' the Korean broad that used to do her nails

And once upon a time, in a land around the way

There lived a couple of girls that would never give me play

Used to wear tight shirts and short skirts everyday

Every time I tried to hit it, they say, "No way"

Till one fine day in this land of L.A.

We finally slipped up and she let me have my way

She kinda turned me out, changed my life I must say

'Cause I haven't stopped chasin' these bars to this day