Surprise Love

Surprise love, the first day that I found you

I knew you had something more than other girls

Surprise love, there's a hole inside of me

And you filled it up with such a special gift

Surprise love, there's a strong feeling between us

I can sense it pushing hard through my body

Surprise love, I still feel your warm embrace

If I turn around and leave you right behind me

You know that love is a big deal

And leaves inside wounds that you can't heal

Think about love, forget the rest

And nevermind those black hairs on her breast.

And never fear huge bulge emerging, right under her belt...

'Cause it's Surprise Love!

Surprise love, everyday you let me see

A side of you I've never seen before

Surprise love, everytime you come to me

You enter in my home from the backdoor

Surprise love, I'm the king and you're my queen

But the scepter's in your hand and not in mine

Surprise load, is what I found between your legs

A bald chicken, a black nest, with two big eggs...

You know that love is a big deal

And leaves inside wounds that you can't heal

Think about love, forget the rest

And nevermind those black hairs on her breast

And nevermind the chicken in his nest

And never fear huge bulge emerging, right under her belt...

'Cause it's Surprise Love!

A missile's gonna strike you

A torpedo's comin' near to sink you down

An arrow embedded in your heart

And a big flesh rod implanted in your ass...

So don't be afraid!

Surprise load, is what I found between your legs

A bald chicken, a black nest, with two big eggs...

You know a car needs gasoline

And in the same way love needs vaseline

Think about love, forget the rest

And nevermind those black hairs on her breast

And nevermind the chicken in his nest

And never fear huge bulge emerging, right under her belt...

'Cause it's Surprise Love!