Hell Ain't What It Used To Be

The phone is ringing it's the devil calling He said where you been boy Come on down and stop your stalling I said I ain't going down there no more Damnation's just one big bore It's great to do everything you please But after a while you just want to leave

So sorry Satan Don't take this personally Things are getting kinda Dull down there Hell ain't what it used to be

He said boy what you doin' You better watch out who with You're screwing I said snakes serpents water wine A bunch of crap before my time You got your pitchfork And gave the world a poke Now you're Just one big joke

So sorry Satan Don't take this personally Things are getting kinda Dull down there Hell ain't what it used to be

Beelzebub If that's your real name Don't you know Till got game Anybodys game Anybodys game

So sorry Satan Don't take this personally Things are getting kinda Dull down there Hell ain't what it used to be

I said hell Take gone a hell oh yeah What it used to be What it used to be What it used to be baby What it used to be, yeah