Welcome to the Club

Oh, do I hear you saying you got hurt?

Did you say that she?s a flimflam flirt?

Are you saying that some

Double-dealing doll went and did you dirt?

Well, bub, welcome, welcome, welcome to the club

Now you know the feeling when you?re stung

Now you know why Torchy songs are sung

So you stumbled down the ladder of love to the bottom rung

Well, bub, welcome, welcome, welcome to the club

Hear, hear, hear, don?t look so gloomy

Look a here, here, here, it?s happened to me

So have no fear, love went and threw me

But we all snap back, mac

Ten to one, you?ll give up wondering why

Why she gave you up for that new guy

But until you find the kiss

That makes you kiss all your blues goodbye

Well, bub, welcome, welcome, welcome to the club

But until you find the kiss

That makes you kiss all your blues goodbye

Well, bub, ah, wel, wel, wel, wel, welcome

Ah, wel, wel, wel, wel, welcome

Wel, wel, wel, wel, welcome to the club