Talkin' to One of the Boys

Everyone says connection is easy

I look at my score, experience none

Tossed a coin when I was seventeen

I got the ice, you got the cream

All that you see is stranger than fiction

All that you do defies all description

And you worry about your lack of existence

Then by all means go crazy

Talkin' to one of the boys

Talkin' to one of the boys

Makin' alot of noise

Talkin' to one of the boys

Talkin' to one of the boys

Makin' alot of noise

Talkin' to one of the boys

One of the boys told me what was,

Going on last night

One of the boys said if I tried it,

Everythin' would be alright.

Talked to doctor scromaxy, mail order messiah

His black book is gospel, his scripture unclean

With mass consultation, a blind congregation

His chapter, his verse, and his profit ocscene

Correspondence, the back of a sin rag

If this is deliverence, life is a drag

Searchin' salvation, your sightlines get hazy

You got it right,go crazy.

Talkin' to one of the boys

Talkin' to one of the boys

Makin' alot of noise

Talkin' to one of the boys

Talkin' to one of the boys

Makin' alot of noise

Talkin' to one of the boys

One of the boys told me what was,

Going on last night

One of the boys said if I tried it,

Everythin' would be alright.

Or maybe you'll go crazy.