WNYU 89.1 Freestyle 5/10/2000

Yo, it's Scrooge... Scrooge

Scrooge is up in here...ho ho ho!!!

I wish you a merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a

new religion

I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new year

Jesus ain't nuttin but a corpse to me, who is he

Come over G and a pair of scrotums hangin off the tree

Choke the Messiah, chop off your member

And then I'll roast your nuts over an open fire

Your jiggolo's big piccolo stick'll grow

When I'm swappin spit with a hoe under the missile toe

Yo, I'll get under this chicks clothes

You'll be one dead slob after your neck's clogged with

egg nog, choke

The night before Christmas, you're feelin the essence

Break in your crib, I got a posse of midgets stealin your

presents

Right through the chimney, you think we're rotten

We're takin everything you got, kid down to every

stinking stocking

Robbin' you in a Santa suit, strippin you like a dancer's

boot

Santa Clause is dead, you'll die from cancer, duke

I'm Dreamin of a White Christmas, I sniff this 8-ball of

coke