Four Fingers

I am a man, a man with four fingers

A man with four fingers on my hand

I am a man, a man with four fingers

But that doesn't coun't my thumb.

I am a man, a man with three fingers

A man with three fingers on my hand

I am a man, a man with three fingers

But that doesn't count my index finger or my thumb.

I am a man, a man with two fingers

A man with two fingers on my hand

I am a man, a man with two fingers

But that doesn't count my middle finger, my index finger, or my thumb.

I am a man, a man with one finger

A man with one finger on my hand

I am a man, a man with one finger

But that doesn't count my ring finger, my middle finger, my index finger,

or my thumb.

(whistling solo)

I am a man, a man with no fingers

A man with no fingers on my hand

I am a man, a man with no fingers

But that doesn't count my pinky or my ring finger, my middle finger,

my index finger, or my thumb.