I Kissed a Ghoul

Saturday night, hanging out, at the local dive

What was meant to be 1 drink turned into 2... 3, 4, 5

Nothing much was going on, the place was pretty much dead

My buddy said "this joint suck, I'm going home to bed"

That's when I saw her, sitting in the bar

She was quite attractive, yet extremely bizarre

I told my friend "I'll stick around, for at least another shot"

I couldn't get my eyes off her, my god she was so friggen hot

I downed my jagger bomb and by then I could hardly stand

No wonder my bar-tap is close to a grand

I was trying to come up with the perfect pick up line

And to impress her I ordered the most expensive red wine

"Hey babe, what's up, are you single or do you have a guy?"

"Well at least tell me your name", still she didn't reply

I put my arm around her, she didn't resist or say no

That's when I knew the deal was sealed, oh boy she was ready to go

I kissed a ghoul and I liked it

I kinda liked the bitter taste of her rotten upper lip

I kissed a ghoul I won't deny it

I hope my girlfriend won't find out, I know she will trip

Sunday, Monday, happy days, Tuesday went by

I couldn't get her out of my head, I don't know why

I looked for her everywhere, I even searched the mall

Trying to track down my dead booty call

That's when my girlfriend, she was on to me

She was out of control, more deadly than a killer bee

I tried to calm her down, but she was mad as f***

Said she hoped I dropped dead, or got hit by a truck

I kiss a ghoul and I love it

No more girlfriend, she pushed me off a cliff

I make out with a ghoul, I won't deny it

Now I'm a happy corpse, dating a stiff