Clonie

My oh my walkin' by

Who's the apple of my eye

Why it's my very own

Clonie

Oh if I should stroll the 'hood

Who knew I could look so good

Just talkin' on the phone to

Clonie

We are pals

It's cool 'cause we're not lonely

Shallow gene pool

There's nothing to my only

Clonie

Me and you, hustlin' through

Holdin' on through thick and thin

Just day by day our DNA

'cause the Olsen twins got nothin' on us

We'll survive

Side by side

Mother Nature don't you call her phony

She's my clonie

Who was wealthy

But not healthy

Had no one to dwell with me

So look who I got born

Clonie

Far from broke

Bored rich folk

We don't need no natural yolk

Our babies come full formed

Clonie

We'll be huggable

Get a publicist and show them

Be the most lovable thing

Since fucking Eminem

Oh my friend

Multiply, we're a franchise

Like Walt Disney or Hannibal Lechter

We can tell our cancer cells

Are more benign than old Phil Spector

We'll survive

Side by side

We're tougher than even Russell Crowe-why

You're my clonie

Oh clonie how I love you

I'm the only person I ever loved

Gee, that's swell

I guess you're just my fatal attraction-why

You're my clonie