Bridge Under Troubled Water

I know girls like you

Need someone to screw-up their life

And make you contemplate suicide,

When you need a

Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah

Call me...

You need someone bad,

To irritate your dad,

Someone to make you cry,

And sock you in the eye,

When you need a firend to

Bring you to your knees,

Call me...

Am I angry enough? Am I crazy enough?

Am I stupid enough? Am I lazy enough?

Am I drunk enough? Do I flunk enough?

Am I jealous enough?

Am I selfish enough to be...

Your bridge under troubled water, yeah!

You like pain, you're insane

You can key my car,

And punch my face in the bar

When you blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah

Call me...

Am I angry enough? Am I crazy enough?

Am I stupid enough? Am I lazy enough?

Am I drunk enough? Do I flunk enough?

Am I jealous enough?

Am I selfish enough to be...

Your bridge under troubled water, yeah!

Am I boring enough?

Am I snoring enough?

Am I demanding enough?

Un-outstanding enough?

Am I fat enough? Mad enough?

Am I bad enough? Wear plaid enough?

Am I drunk enough?

Smell like a skunk enough?

Do I wank enough?

Do crank enough to be...

Your bridge under troubled

Your bridge under troubled

Your bridge under troubled water!