Easy Mark

Yeah she ... she's bustin' out

Put the suitcase in the Pinto and get the hell out of Ohio

She gets on that great highway

Doesn't want to be anywhere

She's an easy mark

(2x)

Yeah he : he's got a master plan

Yeah he's gonna make a fortune

Panning gold out of a bottle of Goldschlager shot by shot by shot

He gets on that great highway

Doesn't want to be anywhere

He's an easy mark

(2x)

She lays down in the grass on Strawberry Hill

He is there smelling like nicotine and peanut butter

You gotta love her

Yeah she : she doesn't want to change this time

There's a hunger in her soul for tater-tot casserole

With the crispy on the outside

She gets on that great highway

Doesn't want to be anywhere

She's an easy mark

(2x)

I hate this world, this stupid world, this screwed up world

I hate this world, this fucking world